Please don't make fun of me for it... I just want to express how I feel! T_T

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P.S.S: Paragraphs are sepereated by "enter" not indents because it won't let me tab.

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Chapter 1

Ha Ha I tricked you!!! As if I would share my book with you!!! *ROFL* Ok...Ok... I'll write the real book now... Oh gosh that was funny! XD

The Real Chapter 1

Lexink was strolling in the fairy land of beans and remembered that she forgot the soysause! She has decided beans and all other things of edibleness are too good for soysause because it makes it taste bad. Her taste buds are insane because when she was born her parents dropped her on her head. At 4:01 PM she fell into a hole and broke her shoe lace. How does one break that??? I don't know but it happened! True story. In the dark hole she could not see so she used her pokemon to break the wall and said "Hay wait! I have the only pokemon in Bean-land! Which means... I CAN DESTROY AND ENSLAVE THIS LAND!!!" And so the mad/insane/shinigami/pokemon trainer/future dictator of Bean-land/orange-haired tree fox set off to enslave all of beankind.

As she was walking she hit a tree and fell down. "ow", she said as she stood up. She began walking again and saw a huge huge mountain. On top of the mountain was a huge, giant, blue Bean that protects his land! "OMG DON'T KILL ME!" She begged. The bean simply threw her into the dungeon. She pondered on how she will escape. Then Spider-man was thrown in and as soon as the guard bean looked away he used his web powers to remove the bars and escaped. Lexink then followed to Mt. Mordor to meet up with Bilbo, Sam, and that other midget.

And then a semi-truck transformed into a giant robot known as optimus prime" Remember kids, wear your life jacket!" Lexink found a map in the giant robots life jacket that he gave her. The map grew legs and has now lead her to a house next to the forest. Inside the house is a bunch of robots drinking coffee. She slams the door shut and puts a chair from who knows where under the door knob. "We just want your flesh!" they scream from inside. Lexink gasps for breath as a magical chair is not enough to hold the door. "This stupid map is trying to kill me!" She mutters. She then uses a remote bomb her dad gave to her "It helped me and my hat when I was your age." she remembers him saying. She then puts the bomb down and pushes some "a" button and the house blows up. "Whew"

As Lexink traveled into Bean Forest she saw a paper with stuff written on it… “Lol, XP I saw this dude go in the forest and a tree ate him!” another person wrote “Lol, I hope nobody picks this up so we can see more morons get it!” “LOL!!!” Despite the retarded warnings, Lexink walked into the forest and found a giant mouse.
The mouse stood on it’s hind legs and introduced itself. “Hello, my name in Tijhipi. How may I be of service?” Lexink said “Do you have any cool swords? I need to destroy Bean Land.” Tijhipi said “No. All I have are claws from my paws.” Lexink said “That will do!” And so Lexink bought 5 claws from the mouse and went off to Serenity Lake.

When she finally reached the lake with it's crystal clear water, she could also make out the distinct movement of fish. Though not just any kind of fish, for even though the lake was small these fish were a beautiful jewel color, and perhaps the size of a small whale, all swimming in their schools peacefully.
Turning around she walked down the lake bed listening to the music created by the whales and thus came upon a giant purple hippo.

This giant purple hippo then ate her. She could see inside the hippo's mouth because it's uvula produced light. Five elves, a dog, three cats, twenty ducks, and a cow greeted her as they played "go fish". "What is this place?!?!" she asked. An elf that looked the oldest answered "Didn't you see the outside? “We’re in a hippo! ” Why are you playing cards, and where did you get that table?!?!" A man-elf with muscles answered "I'm the forest table man. I build tables!" "Where did you get the wood?" and then a beaver came out from under the table. "Fine. You made your sense, but shouldn't we get out before we get digested?" And with that Lexink used one of her claws to stab the uvula. The hippo screamed and vomited blood, people, and other living organisms.