The evil genius of what we call "pi"

What could be wrong with the innocent pi we all know and love? Many. many things...

1. It makes things complicated for math. We get confused about stuff and ask too many questions about it in my class...
2. It tastes horrible! XP
3. It looks like it should be nowhere near REAL pies or they will get pie-rabies
-pie's can get rabies!
4. It has a big red "X" on it therefore implying that it is now a variable! Darn you pi, darn YOUUUU!!!