The evil genius of what we call "pi"

What could be wrong with the innocent pi we all know and love? Many. many things...
1. It makes things complicated for
mathmath. geeks. We get confused about stuff and
theask too many questions teacherabout it getsin mad!my class...2. It tastes horrible! XP
3. It looks like it should be nowhere near
REAL pies or they will get pie-rabies
-pie's can get rabies!
And 4. It has a big red "X" on it therefore implying that it is now a variable! Darn you pi, darn YOUUUU!!!