Why is the world not considered a triangle?

................The government! :(The government continuously covers things up, so the people of the USA (eww) don't "panic" They don't want to talk much about alien life. If we were all blind except for the government and crazy people, UFO's could go by every day and the government say nothing! I'm not implying that aliens exist and use the classic UFO, I'm just saying the government has problems... ................How "cool" circles and spheres are... (vomits at the thought) we need imagination

When we had no ability to go to space to take pictures we still thought the Earth to be a circle. When some sailor dude didn't fall off the edge of the planet in his boat, everyone was like "Oh, the Earth HAS to be a circle!" You can be upside down on a flat map, maybe they would be wrong but still, they should have used their imagination man!!!

................Triangles are not geographyly acurate, like my grammar

Anybody "logical" like Kelly (my friends know it) thinks of all planets as circles. Like I said, USE YOUR IMAGINATION PEOPLES!!! There could be a triangular planet somewhere! Gosh! People like Kelly (I will later uplaod a picture of it) are retards and act like, uhh, RETARDS!!! =(
I hope you enjoyed my anger towards humans! (P.S. I'm a British Tree Fox! <(^^<) <(^^)> (>^^)>