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Panda2fox — Sat, 12 Dec 2009 22:45:04 CST

Guess what? You just lost the game.

Imani was here biznotch.

Iced Candies said his balls hurt.

My Book

Panda2fox — Wed, 30 May 2007 17:44:19 CDT

Please don't make fun of me for it... I just want to express how I feel! T_T

P.S: Other people helped.
P.S.S: Paragraphs are sepereated by "enter" not indents because it won't let me tab.

People who helped so far

Bonecrusher_hates_you

scab-17

LexinkKikori (me)

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Chapter 1

Ha Ha I tricked you!!! As if I would share my book with you!!! *ROFL* Ok...Ok... I'll write the real book now... Oh gosh that was funny! XD

The Real Chapter 1

Lexink was strolling in the fairy land of beans and remembered that she forgot the soysause! She has decided beans and all other things of edibleness are too good for soysause because it makes it taste bad. Her taste buds are insane because when she was born her parents dropped her on her head. At 4:01 PM she fell into a hole and broke her shoe lace. How does one break that??? I don't know but it happened! True story. In the dark hole she could not see so she used her pokemon to break the wall and said "Hay wait! I have the only pokemon in Bean-land! Which means... I CAN DESTROY AND ENSLAVE THIS LAND!!!" And so the mad/insane/shinigami/pokemon trainer/future dictator of Bean-land/orange-haired tree fox set off to enslave all of beankind.

As she was walking she hit a tree and fell down. "ow", she said as she stood up. She began walking again and saw a huge huge mountain. On top of the mountain was a huge, giant, blue Bean that protects his land! "OMG DON'T KILL ME!" She begged. The bean simply threw her into the dungeon. She pondered on how she will escape. Then Spider-man was thrown in and as soon as the guard bean looked away he used his web powers to remove the bars and escaped. Lexink then followed to Mt. Mordor to meet up with Bilbo, Sam, and that other midget.

And then a semi-truck transformed into a giant robot known as optimus prime" Remember kids, wear your life jacket!" Lexink found a map in the giant robots life jacket that he gave her. The map grew legs and has now lead her to a house next to the forest. Inside the house is a bunch of robots drinking coffee. She slams the door shut and puts a chair from who knows where under the door knob. "We just want your flesh!" they scream from inside. Lexink gasps for breath as a magical chair is not enough to hold the door. "This stupid map is trying to kill me!" She mutters. She then uses a remote bomb her dad gave to her "It helped me and my hat when I was your age." she remembers him saying. She then puts the bomb down and pushes some "a" button and the house blows up. "Whew"

As Lexink traveled into Bean Forest she saw a paper with stuff written on it… “Lol, XP I saw this dude go in the forest and a tree ate him!” another person wrote “Lol, I hope nobody picks this up so we can see more morons get it!” “LOL!!!” Despite the retarded warnings, Lexink walked into the forest and found a giant mouse.
The mouse stood on it’s hind legs and introduced itself. “Hello, my name in Tijhipi. How may I be of service?” Lexink said “Do you have any cool swords? I need to destroy Bean Land.” Tijhipi said “No. All I have are claws from my paws.” Lexink said “That will do!” And so Lexink bought 5 claws from the mouse and went off to Serenity Lake.

When she finally reached the lake with it's crystal clear water, she could also make out the distinct movement of fish. Though not just any kind of fish, for even though the lake was small these fish were a beautiful jewel color, and perhaps the size of a small whale, all swimming in their schools peacefully.
Turning around she walked down the lake bed listening to the music created by the whales and thus came upon a giant purple hippo.

This giant purple hippo then ate her. She could see inside the hippo's mouth because it's uvula produced light. Five elves, a dog, three cats, twenty ducks, and a cow greeted her as they played "go fish". "What is this place?!?!" she asked. An elf that looked the oldest answered "Didn't you see the outside? “We’re in a hippo! ” Why are you playing cards, and where did you get that table?!?!" A man-elf with muscles answered "I'm the forest table man. I build tables!" "Where did you get the wood?" and then a beaver came out from under the table. "Fine. You made your sense, but shouldn't we get out before we get digested?" And with that Lexink used one of her claws to stab the uvula. The hippo screamed and vomited blood, people, and other living organisms.

Educational

Panda2fox — Mon, 21 May 2007 15:38:33 CDT

This is a part of my website that can be considered "educational" to 6th graders. I'm not a 6th grader but my friend is, so from this page on you shall be educated by her.

First shall be History of The World.
Many western writing systems date back to the Phoenicians.
Cuneform is an Eugiptian form of writing

More next day... Not done...

Spiderman With His Hand in the Cookie Jar

Panda2fox — Sun, 20 May 2007 20:33:09 CDT

The Daily Bugle owes me a promotian. I got a picture of Spiderman with his hand in the cookie jar! Spiderman is now grounded.

Guild For Gaia

Panda2fox — Sun, 20 May 2007 19:14:24 CDT

My Friend's Guild	~~ Friends for All ~~

How To Contact Lexink

Panda2fox — Sun, 20 May 2007 19:01:22 CDT

E-mail	panda2fox@yahoo.com
Gaia	LexinkKikori
MSN	Lexink
AIM	Lexink Kikori
Youtube	panda2fox

That's all I can think of...
If you are bored pull the tab marked "Tab" Quoted from "Phantom Toll Booth"

What Ever Happend To My Bag o' Mushrooms?

Panda2fox — Sun, 20 May 2007 18:51:28 CDT

Where could it be???
The truth is I have no clue as to where it lies, not that it can lie because it can't even talk. But that's not the point! Just find it and give it to me so I can eat them! MMMMMMM candy covered mushrooms the size of my head...

Here	There	Every Where	The Truth!!!
Computer	->	1	Was
SNES	->	2	Was
NES	->	3	No
N64	->	4	Was
Gamecube	->	5	*NEVER!!!*
Strawberry	->	6	Will on 5/16
Robo Claws	->	7	Was
Lemon	->	8	No
Orange	->	9	No
Banana	->	10	Was
Plum	->	11	No
Gamestop	->	12	Will on 10/13

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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Guess what!
Next person to find a mushroom wins...

A shiney nickel!
Every month it's something else...

BLEACH!

Funny Yet Scary O.o

Panda2fox — Sat, 19 May 2007 23:43:38 CDT

This is scary!

Pure Nightmare Before X-Mas

Panda2fox — Fri, 04 May 2007 23:15:48 CDT

Why is the world not a triangle?

Panda2fox — Fri, 04 May 2007 21:32:02 CDT

Why is the world not considered a triangle?

................How "cool" circles and spheres are... (vomits at the thought) we need imagination

When we had no ability to go to space to take pictures we still thought the Earth to be a circle. When some sailor dude didn't fall off the edge of the planet in his boat, everyone was like "Oh, the Earth HAS to be a circle!" You can be upside down on a flat map, maybe they would be wrong but still, they should have used their imagination man!!!

................Triangles are not geographyly acurate, like my grammar

Anybody "logical" like Kelly (my friends know it) thinks of all planets as circles. Like I said, USE YOUR IMAGINATION PEOPLES!!! There could be a triangular planet somewhere! Gosh! People like Kelly (I will later uplaod a picture of it) are retards and act like, uhh, RETARDS!!! =(
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What is pi?

Panda2fox — Fri, 04 May 2007 21:30:41 CDT

The evil genius of what we call "pi"

What could be wrong with the innocent pi we all know and love? Many. many things...

1. It makes things complicated for math. We get confused about stuff and ask too many questions about it in my class...
2. It tastes horrible! XP
3. It looks like it should be nowhere near REAL pies or they will get pie-rabies
-pie's can get rabies!
4. It has a big red "X" on it therefore implying that it is now a variable! Darn you pi, darn YOUUUU!!!